How many Irish men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
15 one to hold the bulb well the rest drink whisky until the room spins.
How many IBM engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None they simply change the standard to darkness and upgrade the customers.
How many computer engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None that is a hardware error.
How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None real men aren’t afraid of the dark.
How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
2 one to do it and the other to repent.
How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three, one to screw in an Art Deco bulb and two to shriek "Fabulous!"
How many telemarketers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One but he has to do it during diner.
How many Amish does it take to screw in a light bulb?
2 one to change it and the other to tell him to that it is against the will of god.
How many jugglers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One but he needs three bulbs.
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