Saturday

I would like to ask why is it that so many people where born in the month of May and June? mine is on the 30th of May but I look at so many people and they have a birth day right in this time period. but for all of you happy birthday (myself included).
 
for my birth day I got an early gift, a new phone it is a Samsung Intensity 2

this is a pic I got that online I also got a new fishing pole and a spotlight for my birthday.
I don't know but I think that it was a fun birthday. I think that I am going to get some paint ball stuff to so I can go and kick butt on the field. now all I need is to make it to the end of the school year.

prom omg

So last night was prom and that was an Avalon prom. So for the people who do not know I go to a GLBT friendly school and not because I am and I’m not but for the education. so I go to prom right (one girl asked me and I could not refuse that now could I) and I see several guys warring dresses and some of them I think are strait so I am confused and some of the gay guys are warring suites this was funny. now I am not even to the good bit yet, no my mom was there and you have no idea the humiliation in that if you ever go to prom do not let your mom go! one thing that I want to say is that prom is like a last little bit of school get together at the end of the year so we are satisfied that we got everything that we planed to and that is one reason that we have prom I think that it was a good experience for everyone (except for my mom being there). 

More jokes by clay

How many Irish men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

15 one to hold the bulb well the rest drink whisky until the room spins.

How many IBM engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None they simply change the standard to darkness and upgrade the customers.

How many computer engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None that is a hardware error.

 How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None real men aren’t afraid of the dark.

How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 one to do it and the other to repent.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, one to screw in an Art Deco bulb and two to shriek "Fabulous!"

How many telemarketers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One but he has to do it during diner.

How many Amish does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 one to change it and the other to tell him to that it is against the will of god.

How many jugglers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One but he needs three bulbs.

drama

Drama it is at school at home and on the news. The most prevalent drama is at school, you see I go to a GLBT friendly school and that is a mess of drama right there. I mean I am not gay or anything I just went for the education because this is a unique school and that is the reason that I go to this school not that I am gay. No, getting back on track the fact that I go to this GLBT friendly school this is the baseline for the most annoying drama in the world. One of the middle scholars is very birdcage about his gayness

 

This is pic I found online but this character that I was talking about is always warring heals and is lust like the person from the movie. Now I can’t name names because my teachers will get mad at me and I will get like totally like suspended right lol. I know I can’t pull it off but I had to do it. This person is always like I’m gone a tell my mom on you and that whole act but I did nothing to provoke that anger/ drama. So on a whole stay away from drama ok. 

If 2 is company and 3 is a crowd what is 4 and 5???

Brain benders are so annoying and I may be the king of telling those jokes o and the answer is 9 because if you add 4 and 5 you get 9 I thought that it was funny so I will retell the same joke until it is dead. That is kind of a habit now so I need to work I that. Another one I have is so a man is driving a car and a dog walks in front of the car and all of the lights in the car are off and cannot come on and all the lights in the city are off and cannot come on how did the man know to stop for the dog? Any guesses? No ok, it was day time, I know right I did not say it was night time. I think that the way it works is that the joke implies something that can’t be true for this to work so I think that the riddles are very smart because it tests you in a way that you think, do you think openly or not. Most  people do not think like that and the few that do just annoy the ones that can’t get them 

problems

Problems, the world is full of them and what do we do we sit on our butts and do nothing about it except tell someone else to do it and this is not just on in our one little worlds this is an issue that has plagued us all. I am one of them right now I am on my butt talking about all this. My view is that one we need to actually work I think that I am the biggest hypocrite right now just talking about it the reason is that I am sitting on my butt just now. No really we do need to get to work however I am content to just sit here and listen to my currently favorite song it is called Wherever We Go be the newsboys 

plan B

This a commercial that I had to make with a friend for biology class I think that it is funny.           

Plan B  

It’s for after the mistake you made last night

Plan B is a pill with a hormone similar to natural ones in the woman’s body

If you are seventeen or older you can get it at a drug store, but don’t get meth!

If you’re sixteen or younger you’ll have to a clinic or your doctor’s office

The difference between the morning after pill and abortion is that the morning after pill prevents conception from taking place, whereas abortion kills the conceived cell. Plan B, the morning after pill is not abortion.

Plan B is more effective the sooner you take it so keep one at your nightstand in your wallet and you might want to take one now

If the conception has already happened, Plan B will do nothing

Sometimes conception doesn’t happen for up to 5 days after unprotected sex, and the morning-after pill may still work, though it is unlikely

Plan B is fairly safe, though it doesn’t protect against STDs

So if you plan to unplug the drain with someone who has STDs then don’t if you already did then you’re screwed, literally

Some possible side effects are

Nausea abdominal pain fatigue headaches heavier menstrual period lighter menstrual period dizziness vomiting and diarrhea 

OMG

The world is going to end. No just kidding although for those of you that know what is going on at home it is not far from the truth. And DO NOT pester me with inquirers because I will get very annoyed at you and not post anything more on my blog.

            Now moving on to more pleasant topics we moved our chickens out to the front yard and for those of you who know I have three chickens at my house. We keep the chickens in our backyard in a coup/run that I made for them. We went to the store and got them a dog house that we put wood shavings in the bottom and presto instant chicken coup.

            We made a smaller run in the front yard that we can move around to other places in the yard. We put chicken wire on the sides and put a lid on the top of the run. The chickens can scratch at the grass and eat the bugs and grass so that they do not need as much food. The chickens like to be in the front yard. That is the chickens 

testing

So today we had to take the 9th grade writing test. this is one of those stupid tests that the state makes you take just to see what they can do to piss you off. I cant stand the state tests. this test was horrible all it is is us writing what our favorite movie character is me I like Luke Skywalker 
cool photo right

this is why the test is so stupid

My Jokes

My jokes are much better than my cousins ok
why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side:)
why did the turkey cross the road?
He was not a chicken:)
why did the mouse cross the road?
He was strapped to the chicken:)
why did the monkey cross the road?
He was strapped to the turkey:)
why did the chicken stand in the middle of the road?
There was a KFC on ether side:)
why did the alligator cross the road?
He was having chicken for diner:)
That was my sense of humor for today

The Coffee Shop

Clay Peterson, me is at the coffee shop right now chilling on the couch blogging. I think that face book is on to many things like I saw on a bag of potato chips " find us on face book " that is just insane. Potato chips do not think or need a face book page. most junk food is on face book and that is just funny.

again I am at the coffee shop blogging about my life. I got one of those "Naked fruit smoothies" and I don't think that it is on face book, thank god. now I will finish my smoothie and go read a good book.

This is me with my forehead painted in my school colors and name!
Tonight was chilly night out at school. This is the main fundraiser at school for the whole year. It is a silent auction and chilly pot luck. It was fun!!!

I had this crazy idea that I could do this.

A blog I got the idea from clay my cousin and I thought that I could tag along so I will try to do this but it might not start well but I might surprise everyone.